alternate ending to the third hobbit movie
thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili
and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life
and everyone lives happily ever after
thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker
well apparently they already granted that power to Tauriel sooo….
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs
hmm actually, you can tell them, I think it’s what we used to call ‘parenting’
Baby brown bear.
By Dave Ball at Three Kings Manhattan
this. is. the greatest.